They’re coming, tickets go on sale Wednesday, I don’t get paid till the 15th. If I don’t get fucking tickets I’m going to punch a baby in the face. 

Its almost 11pm and I haven’t showered.. I can’t tear myself away for 15 fucking minutes stop watching Big Bang Theory and go do it.

I got pop tart all over my fingers which led it to getting all over my laptop.. my fingers are sticking to the touchpad. That shit is fucking everywhere and I should probably clean it.. excuse me I have psychological problems.

Bazinga!