Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
(via communitythings)
My drunk lover..
good to know..
(via schbank)
Did I just blow your mind?
Either way you’re getting a car!
oh Alex..
jesus christ jesse..
(via schbank)
kitty on the left you crazy
(via catp0rn)
Hahaha isn’t that the same logic that women use when they stay with men who beat them? When he’s not wasted and hitting me up and down the front lawn he’s really really sweet!
(via catp0rn)
(via communitythings)
“British street artist Banksy created this metaphoric statement in 2008 about the removal of public graffiti. The act was self-prophetic. The original art lasted only a few months. One must wonder what traversed the minds of its destroyers as they painted over the top.”
Probably something like “Oh, THIS asshole again?”
My god…
MASTER OF PUPPIES I’M PULLING YOUR LEEEAAASH
FEEDING YOU KIBBLE AND GIVING YOU TREEEAATTS!
TAKEN FOR A WALK
SCRATCH ON MY DOOR TO HEAR YOUR PLEA
JUST BARK AT ME AND I’LL COME TO THEEEEEEEEE
MASTER
MASTER!
He captions the photo ‘me && my franndz on a nite out! lol!!’. Satisfied, he closes facebook and opens Netflix to begin streaming 500 Days of Summer.
Suddenly Sarah Hyneman, Vice President, walks in.
“David, a wonderful thing has happened!” she smiles. David turns to face…
jesus fucking christ..
