Do you have amnesia?! I loaned this utilitarian object to you a month ago! I...– Dr Orpheus (via wicketwillowbean)
I left my phone in my bag and when I went to go get it I had like four missed calls from my dad. When I called him back he told me he was at Tropical Acres having a Rib Eye with my aunt who is having Lobster/Filet Mignon Surf and Turf. Since I missed the calls they already ordered and are about to eat.. so I’m too late to join the party and will have to deal with my grilled cheese and tomato...