April 2011
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March 2011
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"Who would win in a fight between you two?"
Doc Hammer: I’m fast. I know that you have a bad knee. I know too much about you, I would work that knee until—
Jackson Publick: But I know you have paper ribs.
Doc Hammer: You can break a rib, but in that last moment where I can barely move, I could decimate your knee. At the end of it we’re both going to be pretty down, but I think you're fully aware that your knee is on its last leg, and you’re not going to favor it. And I’m going to take it down, and then you’re going to a be a mono-pod of a man.
Jackson Publick: God help you if I try to take one of your eyes because they are close together. I will take both.
Doc Hammer: If you make a good fist, I’m almost legally a cyclops. Very tightly positioned eyes. If he punches me in the bridge of my nose, he’ll blind me, but I know where your f*cking knees are man. Even in my blindness, I’m going to keep going at the knee.
Jackson Publick: Because you’ll be able to hear them creaking. If you can hear them you can find them, and if you can find them you can kill them.
Doc Hammer: I’m going to hear the moan for that knee, and I know four feet under that moan: bad knee. I’m going to work for that.
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schbank replied to your photo: Why is there a Cuban coffee maker in this?
200th birthday of the guy behind Bunsen burners…
Ahh ok, I guess an old school Cuban coffee maker is like a Bunsen burner..
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