October 2010
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I volunteered to play DJ tonight at a house party.. I’ve got 4hrs of music so far. Anyone have a recommendations for music? I’ve hit a “music-block”.
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Why last night cost me $200
Went out for drinks cause Monty was feeling a little blue. No problem there.. had a blast saw a bunch of old co-workers from when I used to work at the restaurant with him. Good times, till it was time to go.. we decide to leave at about 2am and my car won’t turn on, my steering wheel is locked up and I can’t turn the key over in the ignition. Fucking awesome. So after yelling and...
“I have friends that brag about not going to McDonald’s.. “I would...”
– Jim Gaffigan
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“We take all of this crap pretty seriously, and go out of our way to explain the...”
– Doc Hammer on The Venture Bros.
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things I find stupid, ridiculous and just funny
“Teen moms” that physically abuse their boyfriends, husbands, ex-husbands, whatever.. I mean is this seriously a thing cause I’m dying of the giggles just trying to type this out. YO! DUDES THAT GET BEAT ON BY CHICKS, GROW A FUCKING SET AND SLAP THAT BITCH BACK.. FUCKING CHRIST.
My mom telling me that maybe I should “go to church”. Really? Church? ME? Na,...
Gmail chat 8:04pm
Monty: Oh and I thought of something funny.. seasons of Breaking Bad are like drama sandwiches in between chaos bread.
Me: Wow.. nice.
