i woke up at 4:45 this afternoon
preduke: I may never exist like a normal human again… Probably not
Never buy a girl flowers, because giving her a living thing reminds her of...– Barney Stinson (via mermaidofthesoil)
I love playing Animal Collective for people who...
jimmyjosh: Seriously, the looks on people’s faces. Priceless. Yup lol happened to me at a bar a couple of weeks ago… so awesome
Here’s a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will...– Dave Attell (via preduke)
Chris Kattan’s Flight of the Conchords Lip Dub
Kinda like the Final Five Cylons, a hipster...
jimmyjosh: indierawk: -Anatomy of a Hipster #25. I think I might be a hipster. Uh oh Me too…
Shorties Watchin Shorties
I dunno if you guys find this show as funny as I do but they now have it on Hulu which is just wonderful
mermaidofthesoil: daleena: capricious: i will be in the glorious city march 6th-14th or so. is there anything awesome going on i should know about / try to get tickets to? we have TWO lovely birthdays to celebrate, march 9th and march 13th, dates and times TBA. otherwise, let me put you on notice i’ll be frequenting richter library and possibly the med campus as well. mostly richter....
what's your favourite word?
zoelulu: r3d: lovepuppy: fullcredit: lizziejeanne: dweeler: jspurg: strawburyduck: lovehopehate: srsly: theprosaic: scatteredwords: i like “carbaminohemoglobin” and “scattered” hence my blog name. sponge and box Defenestrate. Scandal Superfluous. atrocious Unununium - 111th element on the periodic table et cetera - it’s technically two, and it’s technically...
Who would you want to narrate your life?
jimmyjosh: imperiousrex: somehowsomeway: apollosraven: thinwhiteduke: notthatkindagay: joemuto: branduponthebrain: Ira Glass or Werner Herzog; Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates. chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: Hugh Laurie…in french jackieheartsb: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery. Me: Ron Howard, obviously. Eddie Izzard. David...