And the Pope is infallible, we’re taught that, Pope can’t make a...– David Cross
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. ‘Oh,...– David Cross
my little bro just called me..
(and by little I mean 19) and asked if he could come over tomorrow to use my oven.. we are going to bond by making pot brownies. Oh to be young and inexperienced.
I only work till 11am today..
then Im gonna go home and wake up Monty by jumping on the bed screaming “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!” cause I’ll be hungry and want to go out for lunch. Im such an amazing girlfriend.
I disagree with the use of the word “pussy” to describe a weak person. Because...– Hal Sparks (via bean22) (via sexismandthecity) (via bmckinney) (via schbank)
I just ate a frozen lunch/dinner thingy I had here at work and my coworker just walked in and put a shit ton of fries and a mini burger in front of my face and said “here eat this.. it came with 4 mini burgers but I cant finish this last one” Sigh.. I can never ever turn away food. Its a problem and I’m a fat ass.
Jack: It's pretty crazy, huh?
Kate: Which part?
Jack: Hurley, Sayid and Ben on the same plane. How did they end up here?
Kate: They bought a ticket.
Jack: You don't think that it means something? That somehow we're all back together?
Kate: We're on the same plane, Jack. Doesn't make us together.
I love your tumblr. Don’t post any Lost spoilers this season okay?!!?! <3 I will try my hardest.. I get all excited and go crazy sometimes. Favorite tumblrs? Pretty much the 114 people I follow are my faves but I’ll do like a “top 10” type of shit.. in no particular order they are: themonty (even though he never posts anything!! but he gives me lovin’ so..) ...
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me....– Michael Scott (via thisisalisha) This is my favourite episode too.. its just the best.
thisisalisha: maeby: imnotthatkindofgirl: maeby: Now I know your real name! What are your plans for 2010? - Alisha ahaha.. ummm.. I don’t know. Do a bit more traveling I suppose.. theres been talk bout moving to NY in the fall so I guess we’ll see. when you say NY…you mean the city right? Because that would be awesome! we could have True Blood viewing parties…ooooh and Dexter too!!! OH...
A couple days ago, I learned that there's people...
subterraneans: These people are not to be trusted. WHAT? How could you not like those. They’re my fave.
schwenk: (via lilsituation) It really does.. me and a few friends used to call it “pleasantville” cause at the time that was all that was out there and it was creepy. Though that may be cause we were on acid but still..