Televison Junkie

Look guys my first pair of heels!

Yes I’m serious, I’m 27 yrs old and have never owned a pair of heels. Why you ask? Well first off I rarely have anywhere to go that would require me to wear them also I can’t walk in them.. I know I’m a sorry excuse for lady (I also only own one dress and zero skirts) Lets say I did have an event which required heels I would always just go to my moms and pick out one of her many but this time (I have a holiday work dinner on Friday) I decided that it was time to have my own pair. I really like them too.. very comfortable, very pretty and only $20.

Heres hoping I don’t break my fucking face in front of all my co-workers.

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schbank:

“Do we have an image of God? He’s a good-looking guy.”

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Dec 01

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fuckyeahmichaelscott:

Pam: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?
Michael: Milk and sugar.
Pam: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Michael: That’s what I said.
Pam: Do you drink this every day?
Michael: Every morning.

5x23, Broke

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FS

FUCKYEAHVENTUREBROTHERS.
I love you and all your good tastesssssss.

Thanks. I love you too ..whoever your are (HELLFUCKYESVENTUREBROS!)

So…. what is Santa bringing you?

I have no idea. I can tell you what I hope he brings me.. A set of knives for the kitchen, a mixer so I can bake cakes, new TV and a PS3. Any one of those thing I will be happy with.

I just watched Dr. Horrible.
… I love it.
The end.

Right? I love it too.

fs